COMEDY: "10 RIB-CRACKING SHORT COMIC STUNTS" #CalabarChartComedy
1. When her cooking goes wrong she can say anything to defend herself
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Maybe the fish is a male fish π π π
2. Your childhood wasn't fun if you didn't write love letter in class to a girl and get reported to the head teacher ππ
Love has put me in trouble many times ππ
3. Girls on facebook once they got 100likes immediately modeling have started ππππ
4. The way the police have poor services in Africa
You will wait in a police station queue until you forgive the person you went to reportπππ
5. Meghan π° and prince Harry met through a blind date set up by their friends
But our African sisters will rather be shouting he's a useless boy don’t date him ~ nonsense
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6. Ugly boys hardly change profile photo because they know how they suffered to look handsome in the previous
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7. Africa is not going forward because we still have people who smell their armpits to decide if they will bath or not.πππ♀π♀
8. Forget about electric shock, nothing shocks more than touching your pocket and not feeling your phone ππ€¨π€¨π³π³
If you know, you know! π
9. WIKIPEDIA: I Know Everything
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GOOGLE: I Have Everything
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FACEBOOK: I Know Everybody
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INTERNET: Without Me You Are All Nothing
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CALABAR CHART: I Know how to hype
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NEPA/PHCN: Keep Talking...We Shall See
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10. So a hawker will run 200 meters like Usein Bolt to get to your car and you will now touch the sachet water and say "it's not cold",
Touch the gala and say "its too hard"....
Touch the plantain chips and say is not "yellow enough".
You think that's not wickedness abi?
Don't worry, your free ticket to hell is now VIP (Table for 6,only you)
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